Bahahahahahahah

[YO MUDA]

Look at this piece.http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/mcy/1062258620.html

[Beaker]

Wow. Is that ever retarded. You'd have to ride along all sideways, like you're looking around a corner, just to partly see where you're going. Some tool will buy it though...

[Raymo]

That's what happens when you drop Viagra in the tank.

[slowshadow]

people amaze me with their stupidity.

[usbpphillips]

Where have I seen this before? Oh ya, I think he took the toque off of it.

http://www.downloadmunkey.net/images/chopperB.jpg

[Beaker]

Ha Ha!!!!!!

[TI 3VOM]

He must have ddesigned it, thought it looked cool, built it, then sat on it and then went "Well, Fuck!"


Not sure on the price though, could you scavange that much worth of parts off it for a new frame? Crate engine etc. If he is telling the truth that is....

[desperado]

hell the only thing left to put on it is apes!

[usbpphillips]

Apes? What the hell are those? Maybe I should use the SEARCH Button and find out!! But, then again, us douchebags are somewhat SEARCH deficient!!!:happy2:

[Beaker]

Yep, that's me!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_s6Ofh7u9lF0/RpMKoGRRfbI/AAAAAAAAAUY/4XfMqGFaQuo/s400/Douchebag5.jpg

[oblivion_twister]

hmm, I think I suggested the touque thing once but really didn't suggest something like that. I'd have to go on a killing spree if that thing was in my driveway.

[desperado]

hell I hate to see what it lookes like when the viagra wears off..

[oblivion_twister]

hell I hate to see what it lookes like when the viagra wears off..

short, shriveled and floppy

[Raymo]

Live long enough and we'll all get short, shriveled and floppy.

[Mr.Sinister]

Wow. Is that ever retarded. You'd have to ride along all sideways, like you're looking around a corner, just to partly see where you're going. Some tool will buy it though... I would buy it! 7k donor bike! The drive train is worth 10k! Sell some of the crazy parts and build a 20k chopper for less than 10k! I am that tool!:happy: Could probably sell it for $13,500 easy after the rebuild.:happy:

[dakota99rt]

ya know thats not a bad bike...... decent drive train all it needs is a decent frame and new front end and tank....

[Beaker]

All true, and you can sure buy frames and rollers for the right price lately.

[firefighter212]

A donor bike was my first thought,engine,drivetrain,wheels and all the little stuff that nickels and dimes you too death.Not bad price.If you had that and the 3500 dollar roller that bigzz had for sale then you would have a bad ass bike with parts to spare to sell.I too think the chopper is fugly and about useless as tits on a boar.lol

[apache driver]

As I've said repeatedly; this is the result of all the fucking idiot "bike Builder" TV shows, nowadays every brain dead "mechanic" with enough money to buy a garage full of tools and mail-order bike parts, thinks they are a bike builder, because we popularize idiots like the Orange County Retards by putting there untalented stupid asses on TV! retards like this guy think, well if their junk can get on TV, then my idea will probably be the next big trend!
I agree this pile of shit would make a great donor bike, but if I bought it, I would have to bring it home at 3 AM in an enclosed trailer, so no one would see it until afer I disassembled it!
That front end might be cool, if you layed it down at about 60 degrees; then throw the frame out in the yard for the kids to play on.
OK...I'm finished ranting.

[firefighter212]

As I've said repeatedly; this is the result of all the fucking idiot "bike Builder" TV shows, nowadays every brain dead "mechanic" with enough money to buy a garage full of tools and mail-order bike parts, thinks they are a bike builder, because we popularize idiots like the Orange County Retards by putting there untalented stupid asses on TV! retards like this guy think, well if their junk can get on TV, then my idea will probably be the next big trend!
I agree this pile of shit would make a great donor bike, but if I bought it, I would have to bring it home at 3 AM in an enclosed trailer, so no one would see it until afer I disassembled it!
That front end might be cool, if you layed it down at about 60 degrees; then throw the frame out in the yard for the kids to play on.
OK...I'm finished ranting.You could throw some bicycle pedals and wheels and let the kids ride it.

[apache driver]

You could throw some bicycle pedals and wheels and let the kids ride it.

That's a good way to get your kid beat up!
Even kids aren't that stupid!

[firefighter212]

Yeah,you got me there.My bad,forgot kids today would rather watch t.v. or play video games or text message each other while in the same room.

[Beaker]

As I've said repeatedly; this is the result of all the fucking idiot "bike Builder" TV shows, nowadays every brain dead "mechanic" with enough money to buy a garage full of tools and mail-order bike parts, thinks they are a bike builder, because we popularize idiots like the Orange County Retards by putting there untalented stupid asses on TV! retards like this guy think, well if their junk can get on TV, then my idea will probably be the next big trend!
I agree this pile of shit would make a great donor bike, but if I bought it, I would have to bring it home at 3 AM in an enclosed trailer, so no one would see it until afer I disassembled it!
That front end might be cool, if you layed it down at about 60 degrees; then throw the frame out in the yard for the kids to play on.
OK...I'm finished ranting.

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :laugh4: :laugh4: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[Belac]

The guy must be an idiot to sit on the bike in the picture. That fact definitely cuts down on the calls he will get.

[apache driver]

The really sad thing about this is; some ass wipe who got beat up regularly in high school (because he didn't know when to shut the fuck up!)will buy this thing, and take it out to his local bike night, and pose next to it all night, and talk shit about all the metric bikes.
Makes ya wanna beat a mother fucker with a tube sock full of D-cell batteries doesn't it?!

[919jackass]

inverted copper ???

[Mr.Sinister]

The really sad thing about this is; some ass wipe who got beat up regularly in high school (because he didn't know when to shut the fuck up!)will buy this thing, and take it out to his local bike night, and pose next to it all night, and talk shit about all the metric bikes.
Makes ya wanna beat a mother fucker with a tube sock full of D-cell batteries doesn't it?!
That is a very specific, yet odd leap?:huh: WTF?:stunned: Did this happen before, to somebody you knew?

[apache driver]

I worked as a corrections Officer in a state Penn for six years; sorry, kinda slips out sometimes.

[apache driver]

For the record; I would never actually beat anybody with anything (with the exception of someone intending to harm my family); I merely intended to illustrate my dislike of the poser crowd.

[919jackass]

don't say that you might have to for some other reason. i thought the same way a few years back.

[firefighter212]

That`s very understandable.I feel the same way towards someone that spends thousands of dollars on his bike,then takes it to the shop for an oil change.Then dis or give guys like us that wrench and modd. on our bikes shit cause we ride honda`s.(honda isn`t important,nor is harley)they all ride different bikes,but still dicks.It`s the wanna be popular guy that can`t be and just runs his mouth.I can picture that certain guy that you described right now doing exacatly what you said.They are everywhere.

[Mr.Sinister]

There are posers in every crowd! Some crowds just have more! We happen to belong to one that costs money. Anytime you can just to buy your way into a crowd, you will get a truck load of posers who have the cash. But not the passion. They almost always fade away quick. I am always blown away by how much time is spent on this board, worrying about posers and what they say or do.:stunned:

[balloonot]

sorry so long.

i agree with all of u that; this idiot got this build idea from watching t.v. he is a complete poser.

as i have stated before i have owned 3 harleys and loved everyone of them,but i started riding on a 83 750 shadow and i loved that bike too. i must admit that i got sucked into the whole harley thing too. but i never maliciously put down anyones ride. its enough for me that u ride.

it didn't take much for me to realize the the harley crowds these days are the REAL posers. granted i would still be ridding my heritage if i didn't have to sell it,but i look at what i have now for no where near the money and no worries at all about it breaking down.

i have also owned mustangs,trans ams,and a couple of vettes. so i never had loyalty to any 1 brand name vehicle. i buy what i like not what people say i should like.

the funny thing is that when i sold the heritage i had just spent 400. bucks on a harley leather riding jacket, that is extremely functional and nice.

i've only worn it 4 or 5 times. guess what i am goin to wear that bitch when i'm ridding this bike and i could give 2 shits on what poeple think. i'm not made of money to go out and buy another jacket just because i'm ridding a honda now.

i have many many harely ridding friends. i'm sure i will get my balls busted about that. but hey thats what friends do.its about staying true to ur self. and get through this life the best way u can. sorry i f sound hypicritical in any way. sometimes its hard to verbalize my thoughts. damn alchohol.lol.

[apache driver]

sorry so long.

i agree with all of u that; this idiot got this build idea from watching t.v. he is a complete poser.

as i have stated before i have owned 3 harleys and loved everyone of them,but i started riding on a 83 750 shadow and i loved that bike too. i must admit that i got sucked into the whole harley thing too. but i never maliciously put down anyones ride. its enough for me that u ride.

it didn't take much for me to realize the the harley crowds these days are the REAL posers. granted i would still be ridding my heritage if i didn't have to sell it,but i look at what i have now for no where near the money and no worries at all about it breaking down.

i have also owned mustangs,trans ams,and a couple of vettes. so i never had loyalty to any 1 brand name vehicle. i buy what i like not what people say i should like.

the funny thing is that when i sold the heritage i had just spent 400. bucks on a harley leather riding jacket, that is extremely functional and nice.

i've only worn it 4 or 5 times. guess what i am goin to wear that bitch when i'm ridding this bike and i could give 2 shits on what poeple think. i'm not made of money to go out and buy another jacket just because i'm ridding a honda now.

i have many many harely ridding friends. i'm sure i will get my balls busted about that. but hey thats what friends do.its about staying true to ur self. and get through this life the best way u can. sorry i f sound hypicritical in any way. sometimes its hard to verbalize my thoughts. damn alchohol.lol.

FUCKIN-A!!!

[apache driver]

There are posers in every crowd! Some crowds just have more! We happen to belong to one that costs money. Anytime you can just to buy your way into a crowd, you will get a truck load of posers who have the cash. But not the passion. They almost always fade away quick. I am always blown away by how much time is spent on this board, worrying about posers and what they say or do.:stunned:

I don't necessarily think we're worried about the poser crowd; it's just something to talk about, isn't that the whole idea of a forum? to talk about stuff?
It's always been my M.O. to call a spade a spade; when I hear a poser bashin everybody else's shit, I usually confront him, they are basically verbal bullies, they will keep on talkin their uneducated shit until someone exposes them for what they are, then they usually ride away with their ego badly bruised.

[firefighter212]

Didn`t we have something like that on here a few months ago,someone that was all talk about what he had,what he could do but yet no proof to back it up.Look to what happened to him or should i say them?

[apache driver]

Didn`t we have something like that on here a few months ago,someone that was all talk about what he had,what he could do but yet no proof to back it up.Look to what happened to him or should i say them?

You mean DBA BOB?
yeah I remember that, and it was me that he was attacking!!

[Raymo]

BSA Bob I think it was.

[balloonot]

that was before i was here.

he's not burried in the back yard Apache; is he? lol.

[apache driver]

Yeah BSA...or was it DOA?
I'll never tell where he's buried....I mean, if he's buried.....I mean if he's dead!
I don't know nothin, you can't prove shit!

[balloonot]

Yeah BSA...or was it DOA?
I'll never tell where he's buried....I mean, if he's buried.....I mean if he's dead!
I don't know nothin, you can't prove shit!

thats priceless.

what was he a story teller?

[Beaker]

Yeah BSA...or was it DOA?
I'll never tell where he's buried....I mean, if he's buried.....I mean if he's dead!
I don't know nothin, you can't prove shit!

Lotsa bush between Michigan and Ontario. There's also downtown Detroit...

[firefighter212]

He was(not sayin he`s not walking around today,lol) or is the type to say i did this or that and you should do this but didn`t back anything up.No pics to prove that he had this and that ,which he bragged upon.Tried to use the excuse that he didn`t know how to download pics but he had pics in his gallery.The type that knows everything but don`t know shit.may know it but never done it himself.you know the kind.

[Beaker]

And he had a ton of attitude to go with it too. And when we all called him on his BS, he curled up into the fetal position and whined about all his personal drama which caused him to act like that. I saw these kids in Detroit light an abandoned Caprice on fire and there was an awful smell coming from the trunk...

[firefighter212]

I forgot about him hitting the religious belief when the pressure got too tough for him to handle.I`m scared cause all these guy`s are swearin at me.A big load of bull shit.He would fit right in til he was caught with his pant`s down and the back up beeper would come on.lol

[balloonot]

sheeze. sounds like a real scum bag.

some people think b/c u can't see them,that they can hide behind all their bullshit.

and to think this thread started with some other asshole poser.

[Mr.Sinister]

I don't necessarily think we're worried about the poser crowd; it's just something to talk about, isn't that the whole idea of a forum? to talk about stuff?
It's always been my M.O. to call a spade a spade; when I hear a poser bashin everybody else's shit, I usually confront him, they are basically verbal bullies, they will keep on talkin their uneducated shit until someone exposes them for what they are, then they usually ride away with their ego badly bruised.
You miss my point. The broad sweeping generalizations about people who own a specific type of bike, that may or may not cost more than your own. Come across as poser talk. It is always defensive and self important. The two hallmarks of poserdom. Who cares what the posers think????????? Posers mostly. You have written a lot about people getting their asses kicked, confrontation, and bullies. What happened to you?

[Beaker]

I think this old post by Dakota99rt clears up the poser issue:

And we know you're a poser if...
- You spit out the bug that just flew in your mouth.
- You spend more time shining your bike than riding it.
- You're too cool to wave at the kids in the mom-mobile in front of you.
- You grab for your hairbrush before your old lady.
- You take your bike into the shop for oil changes.
- Your $500 boots aren't scuffed from riding.
- You think that a kick-starter is a mocha latte.
- You set at least one mirror, if not both, to reflect yourself.
- Your saddle bags say "Gucci".
- You carry a lap-top in your saddle bags.
- Your tattoos wash off.
- You put your pony-tail back in the drawer after you get home.
- You won't ride down a gravel road.
- You've never seen a sunrise from two wheels.
- You only ride on weekends, when you can.
- You never ride to work.
- All your leathers match.
- There are no wrinkled, faded, creased, or scratched areas on your leathers.
- You don't own a rain suit.
- You've never ridden long enough to know that stock seats are never comfortable.
- You've never had to replace a worn out tire.
- You've had to replace your tires, but because they were too old and not too worn.
- You like to ride by stores with big picture windows so you can admire your reflection.
- You ride a Ducati.
- Your longest road trip this year was to Hooter's for bike night.
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[750SpiritRdr]

- You don't own a rain suit.

hey, i don't own a rain suit...SHIT!!!

[Beaker]

I find I'm usually soaked to the bone by the time I'm able to pull over and then there's not much point putting on the rain gear.

[TI 3VOM]

HEY, I resemble that remark!!!

- There are no wrinkled, faded, creased, or scratched areas on your leathers.

Damn, it, It's a NEW jacket OK!!!

- You don't own a rain suit.

Rain suits are for pussy's, I don't melt!

-You've never ridden long enough to know that stock seats are never comfortable.

My seat is fine.... but then again, I can ride for 5 hours on my skinny ass mountain bike seat and be fine too....


- You like to ride by stores with big picture windows so you can admire your reflection.

Is that so wrong? LOL


- You ride a Ducati.

And my Boss resents that one.... LOL Although he never did ride it to Sturgis, he took the Triumph last year, from BC.

[apache driver]

You miss my point. The broad sweeping generalizations about people who own a specific type of bike, that may or may not cost more than your own. Come across as poser talk. It is always defensive and self important. The two hallmarks of poserdom. Who cares what the posers think????????? Posers mostly. You have written a lot about people getting their asses kicked, confrontation, and bullies. What happened to you?

Now that's funny!!
No I've never been bullied, I guess I just have some latent violent tendencies that I never act on, I guess I do write a lot about fighting and stuff, which is odd because I'm a very peaceful guy, I don't even like to watch boxing and especially don't like that UFC stuff (just too violent for my taste); I'll make note of your observation and try to chill on all the violent talk.

AAAAHHHHHHH, I feel better already!

[apache driver]

- You don't own a rain suit.

hey, i don't own a rain suit...SHIT!!!

Hey....I don't own a rainsuit either....no wait!!! I live in AZ, it never rains here; whew thought I was a shit talkin poser for a minute there!

[balloonot]

hell i think that rain suit catagory should be replaced;

if u don't know the truely,painful difference between light and heavy rain drops,
u should park ur bike and sell it. then have that thing u call manhood chopped off. u are truely NOT a man.

i sure as shit don't own a rain suit.
(but if i had the money i would.)

the lesson to be learned? i really need to get rid of my closed casket helmet.

my sig quote has meaning.

[Descending Spirit]

You mean DBA BOB?
yeah I remember that, and it was me that he was attacking!!

bob was an idiot , yes it's true,but it was Rodger that was the leader of the idiots,how quickly we forget,Rodger the guy who had it all , seen it all, done it all,etc...etc....
He was all over jajara and mcvierh,Rodger king of the idiots:laugh4:

[usbpphillips]

I find I'm usually soaked to the bone by the time I'm able to pull over and then there's not much point putting on the rain gear.

I second that emotion! At that point, you're already soaked to the bone, got a muddy streak that runs from your ass to the top of your helmet (almost looks like a case of explosive diarhea gone horribly wrong; can explosive diarhea go "horribly right"? Oh hell, I digress) and every leather item on you is gonna need saddle soap. BTW Beak, you're fucking me up with that Avatar of the North Carolina Highlander! Every time I read one of your posts all I hear in the back of my mind if McV saying "Now on stage 2, give it up for Sugar" with Little Sister from Tesla playing in the background!!

[apache driver]

[quote=balloonot]hell i think that rain suit catagory should be replaced;

if u don't know the truely,painful difference between light and heavy rain drops,
u should park ur bike and sell it. then have that thing u call manhood chopped off. u are truely NOT a man.


Would an AZ dust storm fall into that catagory?? that is extremely painful! much more so than the few soft little rain drops we get here once or twice a year.

[apache driver]

bob was an idiot , yes it's true,but it was Rodger that was the leader of the idiots,how quickly we forget,Rodger the guy who had it all , seen it all, done it all,etc...etc....
He was all over jajara and mcvierh,Rodger king of the idiots:laugh4:

Bob was just a pathetic old blowhard who just wanted to be admired; Rodger musta been before my time, I don't remember him.

[balloonot]

u bet ur desert ass it does AD.

they both feel like needles hitting u. i feel ya. i forgot about u desert boys. sory bout dat. i feeling pretty good right now.:beatnik2:

[YO MUDA]

Hey, I like some DUCATIS. You gonna get wet anyway, why lug around a rain siute.

[Romparoo]

Everything in Texas is bigger! Even this ugly ass bike!

Serisouly, you cant even see the road infront of you. That person's head doesn't clear the top of the tank! Maybe if you are Shaq.

[Mr.Sinister]

Now that's funny!!
No I've never been bullied, I guess I just have some latent violent tendencies that I never act on, I guess I do write a lot about fighting and stuff, which is odd because I'm a very peaceful guy, I don't even like to watch boxing and especially don't like that UFC stuff (just too violent for my taste); I'll make note of your observation and try to chill on all the violent talk.

AAAAHHHHHHH, I feel better already! Do what you want. I was just pointing it out. I represent myself poorly and often! And I always melt my rain suit pants on my pipes! Dukes are way cool! If you do not ride in the rain in Portland, you don't ride. :happy: