stupid fucks at sears

[morpheus]

ok so i went to sears today to poss.buy a jack for the bike. in my hand i also had a copy of the harbour frt. motorcycle jack that is very similar-after looking at the sears jack i asked the sales lady(college chick i think)if they would match an on-line price for the same price from a competitor;she checked with her boss (middle aged MILF )she said yes as long as they were the same -i took a CHANCE and showed her the picture from HF,she looked at the sears box and gave it to me for the HF price -needless to say i paid the cash and made a mad fuckin dash for the door-saving myself about $100.00.she REALLY does need glasses.you compare the picture:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:


yea occasionally i fall into a bucket of shit and come out smellin like a rose:thumbsup:

[Beaker]

Ha ha! Good for you!!

[ShadowMonster]

Damn, that shit never happens to me :cry: I might get the deal and get the thing home and half of it would be missing, only to take it back and find out there was only one!! ... and it just cost me $20 in gas to get fock all :grin:

Great scoop Morpheus!!

[Raymo]

Damn, does HF sell refrigerators???

[morpheus]

Ha ha! Good for you!!


think it was pretty yellow that thru the bitch for a loop:rolleyes3

[firefighter212]

you got you a hell of a deal there.That jack was probably twice the money,good for you.

[oblivion_twister]

hell with that, doe they sell women?

[morpheus]

hell with that, doe they sell women?

would have liked to have slammed the milf that was her boss-sweet for middle aged:beatnik2:

[88 VT1100]

nice come up... I have the HF jack and it works better than great but the Sears one is EFFING bad ass...

[wissco750]

lol, that's great! I use a HF lift, and so far I'm pretty happy w/ it. but a craftsmen....for the HF price....good steal...I mean deal...!:thumbsup:

[Beaker]

You can lift your bike up with a bottle jack and a couple of 2X4's, who cares...More about the MILF please Morph.

[craigv318]

I thought they were the same jacks.

Both are yellow,
Both has handles,
both have wheels...

Typical woman....
No fucking idea about anything.........

Congrats on your saving!!!!!

[mcvierh]

you should feel bad 'cause thats stealing......

[morpheus]

you should feel bad 'cause thats stealing......


yea i lost lots of sleep over that one McV.i call it payback for a drill i bought 2 yrs ago that went bad after 3 months and they wouldnt stand behind their product.NO REFUND-NO NEW DRILL

[Descending Spirit]

Good deal man.I think I'll give that a try Morph.I just hope I get a couple of hot women that only look at the color,lol

[mcvierh]

I can't stand Sears Craftsman policy....about 4 years ago I bought a roller stand from Sears, it was a craftsman and about the 3rd-4th time I used it the lock on it started to strip out. Well about a year into it it wouldn't lock down anymore so I went into Sears with this Craftsman Roller stand and asked for a replacement, they brought it up on the computer and said "It's a year old" I said So, they then started this song and dance about how certain craftsman items that were made overseas didn't fall under the "Made in the USA Craftsman lifetime warranty"I said bullshit, they called a manager, he said It Sears policy that any craftsman item made out of the USA doesn't have the lifetime warranty.So i asked how long the warranty on the roller stand was----1 year was the answer....I was so fucking pissed I left the roller stand on the counter and swore I'd never ever buy another over priced craftsman product from sears again.

[morpheus]

:laugh4: I can't stand Sears Craftsman policy....about 4 years ago I bought a roller stand from Sears, it was a craftsman and about the 3rd-4th time I used it the lock on it started to strip out. Well about a year into it it wouldn't lock down anymore so I went into Sears with this Craftsman Roller stand and asked for a replacement, they brought it up on the computer and said "It's a year old" I said So, they then started this song and dance about how certain craftsman items that were made overseas didn't fall under the "Made in the USA Craftsman lifetime warranty"I said bullshit, they called a manager, he said It Sears policy that any craftsman item made out of the USA doesn't have the lifetime warranty.So i asked how long the warranty on the roller stand was----1 year was the answer....I was so fucking pissed I left the roller stand on the counter and swore I'd never ever buy another over priced craftsman product from sears again.


YEA BRO ;HAS HAPPEN TO ME A COUPLE OF TIMES -EVEN ON HAND TOOLS WHICH ARE SUPPOSED TO BE totally COVERED
I FIGURED PAYBACK IS A bitch!!

[YO MUDA]

GOOD for you bro.:thumbsup:

[Beaker]

I can't stand Sears Craftsman policy....about 4 years ago I bought a roller stand from Sears, it was a craftsman and about the 3rd-4th time I used it the lock on it started to strip out. Well about a year into it it wouldn't lock down anymore so I went into Sears with this Craftsman Roller stand and asked for a replacement, they brought it up on the computer and said "It's a year old" I said So, they then started this song and dance about how certain craftsman items that were made overseas didn't fall under the "Made in the USA Craftsman lifetime warranty"I said bullshit, they called a manager, he said It Sears policy that any craftsman item made out of the USA doesn't have the lifetime warranty.So i asked how long the warranty on the roller stand was----1 year was the answer....I was so fucking pissed I left the roller stand on the counter and swore I'd never ever buy another over priced craftsman product from sears again.

Been there too. Their tools are overpriced and the so-called "lifetime guarantee" is their main selling feature. Up here we also have Canadian Tire (check it out when you're up fishing, Morph) and their brand is "Mastercraft". Same deal only they will replace it with no questions, no receipt, no problem. I did have a problem with a drill though but I don't think anyone will warranty those, especially a cordless, past a year.

[morpheus]

always stop at the ones in Barrie and Parry Sound when i'm travlin through in the summer.have gotton some good deals on fishin gear.the one in barrie is a bitch to get into-to much traffic exiting and then tryin to get back onto the 400 north.we always stop at Scochia bank in Barrie to change our money and CT is rt across the parking lot.love Parry Sound;usaually eat at Bay street Cafe or Wellingtons and stay at the Comfort Inn ,rt by Mcdonalds:thumbsup:

[Beaker]

always stop at the ones in Barrie and Parry Sound when i'm travlin through in the summer.have gotton some good deals on fishin gear.the one in barrie is a bitch to get into-to much traffic exiting and then tryin to get back onto the 400 north.we always stop at Scochia bank in Barrie to change our money and CT is rt across the parking lot.love Parry Sound;usaually eat at Bay street Cafe or Wellingtons and stay at the Comfort Inn ,rt by Mcdonalds:thumbsup:

I think we'll make you an Honourary Canadian! I'm gonna give Harper a call and see if he can make a new Holiday Monday, Morpheus Day, but I'm sure he'll have to get the okay from Obama:thumbsup:

[malhavic]

wow you pulled a good scam on sears

[morpheus]

I think we'll make you an Honourary Canadian! I'm gonna give Harper a call and see if he can make a new Holiday Monday, Morpheus Day, but I'm sure he'll have to get the okay from Obama:thumbsup:


i would be honored but might have to change the flag to one of my choice.was thinking of something along this line:thumbsup:

[Beaker]

You'll have to live in British Columbia, that's their Provincial flag.

[zaniricci]

ok so i went to sears today to poss.buy a jack for the bike. in my hand i also had a copy of the harbour frt. motorcycle jack that is very similar-after looking at the sears jack i asked the sales lady(college chick i think)if they would match an on-line price for the same price from a competitor;she checked with her boss (middle aged MILF )she said yes as long as they were the same -i took a CHANCE and showed her the picture from HF,she looked at the sears box and gave it to me for the HF price -needless to say i paid the cash and made a mad fuckin dash for the door-saving myself about $100.00.she REALLY does need glasses.you compare the picture:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:


yea occasionally i fall into a bucket of shit and come out smellin like a rose:thumbsup:

Hey Morpheus, The pix of the jack you stole from Sears is no longer up, I am looking to by a Jack what one did you get and did you have to modify it at all to lift the bike? I found this link using the good ol search button. Thanks

[morpheus]

<SMALL>Item# 00950191000 Model# AG02883G</SMALL>
<SMALL></SMALL>
<SMALL>no modification needed-works GREAT</SMALL>

[zaniricci]

Thanks Morpheus!!!:thumbsup:

Do you have any idea if your Spitirt and My 98 ACE have the same frame size. I keep reading about how most jacks won't fit different Shadows. I'm a total NooB when it comes to workin on bikes, but after getting a Jack/lift I plan on doing all my own work. the only way to learn is to just do it!!

Thanks for the info!:thumbsup:

[mcvierh]

None of them bike jacks will just roll under your bike, You've got to tip it like 50 fucking degrees to get the jack started, then stand your bike straight up and it'll go on under, always try to have someone help you when you have to get her on a motorcycle jack.....it's a pain in the ass doing it yourself., trying to scootch the jack with one foot and trying to balance the bike with one hand and wiggling the jack handle with the other hand......

[zaniricci]

it's not the tipping that concerns mes that much. it is that I keep reading that the rubber pads do not line up with the frame on certain bikes and I cant seem to find out if that includes my bike. I'm reading that you have to either buy another part or mod it in a way so that you do not lift the bike up by the engine. I just want to buy a good lift that I can use with out all the bull shit extra work.

Thanks, for any and all info!!:thumbsup:

[bubbanezz]

Good deal!! Like monster said, I never seem to get that lucky......with deals that is.

[RescueXJ]

Last time I went to Sears I bought a 156 piece socket set, they charged me for a cordless drill. I immediatly packed that shit up and made a B line for the door. The retail on the socket set was like 150, the broad charged me like 65$ for the "drill"