SmokeShowin
09-17-2005, 07:41 PM
A new beer study.
Should We Quit Drinking Beer? Yesterday, University
scientists released the results of a recent analysis
that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer
consumption. The theory is that beer contains female
hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by
drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the
theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a
1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the
test subjects:
1) Gained weight.
2) Talked excessively without making sense.
3) Became overly emotional.
4) Couldn't drive
5) Failed to think rationally.
6) Argued over nothing.
7) Had to sit down while urinating.
8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
No further testing was considered necessary.
Should We Quit Drinking Beer? Yesterday, University
scientists released the results of a recent analysis
that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer
consumption. The theory is that beer contains female
hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by
drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the
theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a
1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the
test subjects:
1) Gained weight.
2) Talked excessively without making sense.
3) Became overly emotional.
4) Couldn't drive
5) Failed to think rationally.
6) Argued over nothing.
7) Had to sit down while urinating.
8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
No further testing was considered necessary.